EVEN BROKEN CLOCKS ARE RIGHT TWICE A DAY

SO, HOW CAN I BE WRONG?

 

THIS GLASS IS HALF WAY EMPTY

SAY THE PESSIMISTS IN GLOOM

AND OPTIMISTS SAY HALF WAY FULL

AND IT'S THE REALIST PEOPLE WHOM

SAY, "FULL OR EMPTY, MAKES NO SENSE"

AS HEATED DEBATE GETS HOTTER

"THE MORE I LOOK, THE MORE I SEE

JUST A HALF A GLASS OF WATER"

OPPOSING SIDES ARE EVERYWHERE

AND NO ONE GETS ALONG